Read my story of a Trip To France - Funny article, please comment!

Photo 1 The Motor Cruiser, taken while painting hull and repairing canopy.

Photo 2 The galley inside the motor cruiser - just adding finishing touches.

Photo 3 One of the light aircraft I was learning to fly.

Photo 4 Same aircraft

Photo 5 The other aircraft I learned to fly in.

Photo 6 Monarch Isles lighthouse (believe it used to be the tallest) in the UK, bit close to rocks for comfort...

Photo 7 Teaching my old man to sail a dinghy - what a laugh - ended up in a pub a mile up river...

Photo 8 The old yacht, old man in bow, me in cockpit, just leaving anchor.

Photo 9 And again...

Photo 10 Off for a quick pint at pub alongside river bank on river Lune in Lancaster.

Photo 11 Me on slopes in Bulgaria, upper centre right, red t-shirt (yes, t-shirt in -18C)

Photo 11a Another of me on the slopes

Photo 12 Knackered me at end of run.....

Photo 13 Hmmm, drunk, tired me at one of my birthdays (if i remember correctly)

Photo 14 Photo from yacht on Morecambe Bay, en-route to Piel Island at Barrow (old castle ruins)

Photo 15 Converted dads boat into 'LuLu the Lune Monster' at charity day on River Lune. I'm the idiot in viking helmet!

Photo 16 Me in newspaper photo-introduced electricity to one of remotest UK islands in Outer Hebrides (embarrasing yellow wellies)

Photo 17 Most recent photo of me, in my flat. Need a haircut! Don't like this photo, it makes me look fat :-(

Photo 18 Dolphins playing with the boat in Cardigan Bay, Wales.

Photo 19 An old school photo - which one am I?